Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell,
About legal matters, I know ‘em well.
From legalism in the Bible, to how to start an opening statement,
I’m here to school you, no need for arraignment.
Ever heard of a sales and purchase agreement, what about those fees?
It’s crucial to understand, to navigate with ease.
And if you’re in need of a legal separation, I’ve got the key,
To help you through the process, so listen to me.
If you’re a realtor, you’ve heard of the Virginia Association of Realtors lease agreement,
It’s a legal form you need for your management agreement.
And if you’re a tenant, a renters agreement is what you’ll sign,
To lay out the legal obligations, it’s all intertwined.
So, you wanna learn how to write up a legal contract, step by step?
I’ve got the guide for beginners, no need to fret.
And if you’re in California, the minimum wage law already passed,
It’s important to know, to stay on task.
Have you ever wondered about a license agreement with IBM, what it’s all about?
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And for my Canadian friends, are piranhas legal in Canada or not,
I’ll explain the laws, so you can be taught.